Ever Hungry

Never Full.
Starving Heartist.
Slaughter Box.
Hollow.
Make a sandwich.
Glutton Button.
Bite.
Chew.
Swallow.

Daily Shenanigans

  • Me: Baby, do you want to have this wedding in one year or two years?
  • Fiancée: One year is fine.
  • Me: Ok. I know winter is out. So do you prefer spring, summer, or fall?
  • Fiancée: . . . Yes . . .
  • Me: HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA! - I'm telling EVERYONE what you just did.