- Me: Baby, do you want to have this wedding in one year or two years?
- Fiancée: One year is fine.
- Me: Ok. I know winter is out. So do you prefer spring, summer, or fall?
- Fiancée: . . . Yes . . .
- Me: HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA! - I'm telling EVERYONE what you just did.